she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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