Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
