He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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