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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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