we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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