Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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