1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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