I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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