is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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