I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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