This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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