dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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