Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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