i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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