We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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