driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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