Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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