there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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