have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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