ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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