i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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