Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Your penis caused this!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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