We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just pee around me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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