I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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