was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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