Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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