I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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