WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
