Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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