the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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