The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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