I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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