Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
In America we eat man semen.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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