Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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