Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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