capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
