He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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