You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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