i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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