Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Randomize
