If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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