That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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