North Korea, Best Korea!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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