with your own penis?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
