He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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