there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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