So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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