Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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