flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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