well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
