I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So here I am, sexting at work.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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