Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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