Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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