My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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