break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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