I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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