how can u be prego again
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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