ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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