well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Pooping to opera.
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